Total Medals Earned: 2,244 (From 481 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,065 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 5/7 (170/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/155 points)
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/240 points)
Read the extraordinarily interesting instructions!
Check out sandbox mode!
Get an overall score of 2000+ in Easy mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Normal mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Hard mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, in any mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, on Hard mode!
Get an overall score of 2700+ on Hard mode!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (410/410 points)
You find Hell
Sometimes you go by without change a thang
Just wait when you have to wait
The Revenge is matter of bad luck
Try to be better and help others
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Science is bad, M'kay?
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!